Witcha (ft. The Human Being)

from Regret Everything by Signposted Disaster

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Inspired by "Scream" by Usher. That's a song about how, if a woman wants him to have harder sex with her, she has to make louder orgasmic noises. And it was a top ten track. And people get cagey when I sing songs about wanting to have sex in other people's houses.

So this is my take on the "meeting a girl in a club" genre. It's typically sarcastic and spiteful, but probably the most honest song of this kind you'll hear.

Hats off to The Human Being for his rap which subverts the entire thing. I love it. (I am The Human Being, by the way.)

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I’m in the club
Got a bottle in my hand and another on its way
I’m with a bud
See a fine looking thing and I wanna say hey

Dance through the crowd
Everyone’s having fun and the music’s thumping
Really loud
I slide up to you and our body’s start bumping

I’m sure you’ve got a great personality
But tonight I’m only interested in your body
You probably know a lot about French literature
But tonight I just wanna get witcha

Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha
Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha

It’s getting late
Everybody's going home
But that’s great
Cos it’ll leave you and me here all alone

I lean in
Whisper something kinda sexy in your ear and you
Start to grin
And say that sounds like something you’d be into

I’m sure there’s more than just good looks to you
But tonight I’m just looking for someone to screw
You’re probably a big fan of David Fincher
But tonight I just wanna get witcha

Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha
Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha

Yo
I seem to be going to places like this with my friend there almost daily
He’s busy trying to get with a lady
Might as well call him Scott cos I’m feeling kinda Bailey

Don’t wanna just abandon him here
But someone just gave me a face full of beer
And I’ve got exams coming up, wait, why am I even here?

Drinks are about a quid more expensive than I’m happy to pay
And it’s highly unlikely that I’m gonna get laid
The women here won’t even say hey

So, yeah, whatever, I think I’m just gonna head out the door
I’ve heard the rain’s started to pour
But I don’t wanna be here anymore
Ciao

I’m sure you’ve got a great personality
But tonight I’m only interested in your body
You probably know a lot about French literature
But tonight I just wanna get witcha

Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha
Oh tonight tonight I just wanna get witcha

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from Regret Everything, released October 14, 2013

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A fool with a guitar that no one has had the good sense to tear away from him.

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