Picking Up Chicks At Eureka

from Regret Everything by Signposted Disaster

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The end of the Picking Up Chicks saga. Our "hero" abandons all rules of decency and just goes for it.

Spent a lot of time at Eureka over the summer, helping my Mum out with childminding. It's a nice place. If you've got little ones and you're ever in Halifax, check it out.

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I like to get a seat by the sandpit
So I don't have to pay to get in

And I like to take a child with me
Cos otherwise I look a bit creepy

And I like to make sure they're not with a man
So there's a higher chance they're a single mother

And then I wander over and say something mild
And they'll look up and smile and ask if that's my child
And I say no I just borrowed him to pick up chicks
And I'm lucky if I don't get punched in the dick

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from Regret Everything, released October 14, 2013

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