Hi there
Can I sit next to you?
I like your hair
You look like someone I could talk to

This is my name
Yours is very pretty
I play video games
Oh no did I let myself say that already

I don’t want you knowing I’m a nerd
Who plays stuff no one else has ever heard of
How about we just move on?
So tell me do you like this song?

I’m sorry
If I’m being annoying
This is just me
Worrying if I’m being boring

I’m no good
At talking to strangers
So if you could
I’d ask you to forgive my strange behaviour

Cos you’re making me kinda nervous
I really don’t know if I should say this
But you’re really pretty and you seem fairly cool
So would you like to come back to my place?

This is a one night stand
I won’t even hold your hand

Don’t worry
I’m sure you don’t usually do that
And trust me
I’m new to this, you may have gathered that

I’m not a creep
You’re the only girl here I’m into
I’m just kinda lonely
And I wanna share a bed with you

Cos this is the first time I've been single in quite a while
And I was brought over by your lovely smile
And well, I'm only really looking to get laid
So dya wanna come back to my place?

This is a one night stand
Did I tell you I’m in a band?

I’ll go
And leave you alone now
Cos if you say no
I don’t know how

I will prevent myself from dying of embarrassment
I understand if you don’t want to be with someone so unkempt
But then your hand extends from your lovely dress
And you put it on my cheek and you say yes

You're just looking for a one night stand
Oh wow, how did I land
A beautiful girl quite like you
It's almost like this story isn't true