Amours Bouche

from Regret Everything by Signposted Disaster

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Derived from a late night that had me giggling at the idea of the pun "The Pancake Slut", this song is what became of a plan to make a concept EP about a pancake house that doubled as a brothel. This was to be the second song, an introduction to the establishment and its menu.

Sadly, there's only so much you can drag out of a stupid, limited pun, so this song is all that remains.

Exceptionally proud of this one; it has become a staple song in the setlist ever since it was debuted, and perfectly hits the style of song I've been trying to write for years.

(First song I wrote after the breakup which inspired much of this album and Bacon Sandwich 2.)

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Good evening sir, can I find you a seat?
Would you like a drink or something to eat?
Or is there something else that takes your fancy?
Like ripping off my all clothes and panties?

Cos here we sell pancakes
We sell cupcakes
And we sell sex

I can cook you a steak
Or get you some cake
Or just have sex

For today’s special we’re doing a pancake stack
And for only ten dollars you can eat them off my rack
With a side of bacon, covered in maple syrup
And for ten dollars extra you can gave me in stirrups

Cos here we do pizza
There’s ice cream in the freezer
Or we sell sex

Mary’s made a brisket
But I wouldn’t risk it
She’s much better at sex

You may wonder how clean this place is
I can assure you we’re very hygienic
And the girls are all kept clear and clean
So how about you lick some butter off me?

I can make you a sandwich
And then I’ll be your bitch
When we go have sex

Have some garlic bread
While I give you head
And then we’ll have sex

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from Regret Everything, released October 14, 2013

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A fool with a guitar that no one has had the good sense to tear away from him.

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