Went to a bar Not very far From the centre of town Five minutes late For our first date Look at my phone and I frown You'll be ten minutes you think I order myself a drink Stand by the wall looking awkward feeling lonely til you come Don't recognise You hid your eyes Behind your glasses in your pics Check the info You say hello You guess I must be Ric You ask what I am drinking You say you're tired of thinking In fact you just got here and looked at me and you're already done My heart's beating faster This is a disaster I should've swiped past her I never should've asked her My heart's beating faster oh This is a disaster My heart's beating faster oh This is a disaster Get you whiskey Talking quickly Find a quiet table upstairs Say mostly nothing You start huffing Look at the far wall and just stare Don't know what overcomes me Try to say you're pretty But tell you I have poor taste and therefore you must be ugly   Three hours pass Did not go fast But too polite to just leave Go for a stroll Invite you home And you look at me and say oh please It's been absolutely dire It's late and you are tired And you're still mad about the time just know when I called you ugly My heart's beating faster This is a disaster I should've swiped past her I never should've asked her My heart's beating faster oh It was a disaster My heart's beating faster oh It was a disaster Now a year has flown past And we're moving in together We'll laze on our sofa And talk about the weather My heart's beating faster I'm so glad I asked her My heart's beating faster I am so in love with her

One hundred miles south A little to the west That's where we will go To make our nest I will smile at you every morning I will hold you in my arms You will make a cup of coffee As I reset my alarm We will make time for one another But be free to do our own thing You will rest for a while on the sofa And I will sometimes sing I will tell you that I love you every day Even if we're falling out, I'll say it anyway We will laugh, we will cry, hopefully not all the time We will cuddle on our sofa and everything will be fine I will kiss you on the cheek each night I will lean out of the bed and turn off the light One hundred miles south and a little to the west Here's to the next year and the rest

You always greet me with a smile when I walk in You've got the tortilla in the toaster before I've started ordering You ask what kind of meat I'd like Well I'm feeling like pulled pork tonight Boys I'm never coming back So pile the rice on high I will have one last burrito Before I say goodbye Yes I'll take some peppers and onions Yes I'd like a smattering of sour cream You don't charge extra for guacamole Mild salsa if you please Boys I'm never coming back So pile the rice on high I will have one last burrito Before I say goodbye I'll have a packet of nachos Some extra salsa on the side Swipe my contactless and sit down Eat my first bite and die Boys I'm never coming back So pile the rice on high I will have one last burrito Before I say goodbye